Saint Tuesday is Funny, Jokes
Alright kids I have a few "jokes" for you here:
1.A Buddhist monk walks into a catholic confessional both and says:
"Forgive me Father for I have Zen'd"
2.What is better, Complete happiness in life or a ham sandwich?
Answer: A ham sandwich.
]Why?
Because nothing is better than complete happiness in life AND a ham sandwich is better than NOTHING.
Hoo Hoo I slay me.
3. I can prove that a cow has 9 legs…No cow has 5 legs…A cow has 4 more legs than No cow thus; 5+4=9…get it?
Ba Da Da Dum
1.A Buddhist monk walks into a catholic confessional both and says:
"Forgive me Father for I have Zen'd"
2.What is better, Complete happiness in life or a ham sandwich?
Answer: A ham sandwich.
]Why?
Because nothing is better than complete happiness in life AND a ham sandwich is better than NOTHING.
Hoo Hoo I slay me.
3. I can prove that a cow has 9 legs…No cow has 5 legs…A cow has 4 more legs than No cow thus; 5+4=9…get it?
Ba Da Da Dum
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 at 6:14:00 PM PDT