Head On Apply Directly To the Pen1s...
Out here in the Northwest we have a product advertised as "Head - On". It is a topical treatment for headaches. That is to say a treatment that one applies directly to the skin of the for-head to relieve headache pain. The company that brings us this relief also brings a number of other conditions, all of which are treated topically …i.e. by directly touching the ill part…
Their commercials are all an obnoxious set of repeating phrases along the line of Apply directly to the forehead…on and on etc…
In this same vein of cure all I offer the following:
For Erectile Dysfunction (Slack Dick) "Hard On" Apply directly to the penis
For premature ejaculation …"Hold On" Apply directly to the penis
Their commercials are all an obnoxious set of repeating phrases along the line of Apply directly to the forehead…on and on etc…
In this same vein of cure all I offer the following:
For Erectile Dysfunction (Slack Dick) "Hard On" Apply directly to the penis
For premature ejaculation …"Hold On" Apply directly to the penis
Don't forget "Come On" for those who have hard time finishing the job.
Posted by Anonymous | Monday, May 14, 2007 at 8:30:00 PM PDT