The Chocolate Dog

Here by invitation or cleverness you will find your oppertunity.

Here by invitation or opportunity you will find your invitation. Now new age, U.F.O.’ers need apply. Just go quietly to your convention. Play D&D and pretend to worship Teutonic gods of the long removed Aryan pursuit. (Racist Mother Fuckers) .

The First part is "How do I gain entry?"

Ask. Or jump ahead, proving what a clever little Sajfg Gnome you are and answer the first riddle.